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Monologue Jokes – June 4, 2013
1. In a recent interview, actor Michael Douglas revealed that the throat cancer he was diagnosed with three years ago was caused by oral sex. Funny, if I had to pick a vagina that would give you cancer...
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Monologue Jokes – June 17, 2013
1. Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed their first baby into the world. I can’t wait to see which rapper Kim collaborates with on the next one. 2. Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian...
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Monologue Jokes – July 31, 2013
1. The Richmond Flying Squirrels, a minor league baseball team, is paying homage to New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner by selling $1 hot dogs during Thursday’s game. In response, the New...
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November 7, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Harvard University has started offering a new class as part of its annual sex week called Anal Sex 101. Really? Seems like more of a Brown University class. 2. Former Navy Seal Robert O’Neill said...
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December 8, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to the White House, President Obama underwent a routine CT scan Saturday afternoon while visiting Walter Reed Medical Center because of a sore throat. Ironically, the procedure wasn’t...
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January 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Sunday, while baptizing 33 infants in the Sistine Chapel, Pope Francis told the mothers to feel free to breastfeed if their babies cried or were hungry. Which was a nice sentiment, but I think...
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January 22, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new survey, most people trust Google more as a source for current events than traditional news outlets. While the most trusted source for non-current events is still your mom. 2....
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January 21, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Tuesday, Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for president. Political experts called the endorsement “a major coup,” while John McCain called it, “the beginning of the end.” 2. In a recent...
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January 16, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, the U.S. Mint and Treasury introduced a new gold coin that features the image of an African-American Lady Liberty. Unsurprisingly, Thomas Jefferson, who is on the two dollar bill, has...
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